writingmemes:

Studmuffin F. Scott wants you to write.

writingmemes:

Studmuffin F. Scott wants you to write.



Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.


pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards


cptsmallass:

i’m not gonna fight you. you’re my friend.



“Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.” — Aziz Ansari  (via stankley)


itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.


m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh